Today's post I hope can actually be seen. Who knows these days. My last post, I surmise, has entered a worm hole and is currently in a bizzarro world.
I dedicate this post, since I do not blog, to money, particullarly what I would do with it.
1 I would find the cure for cancer...and then sell the cure for more money. But only so I could find the cure for AIDS. Does that make me a bad person or not? I like to think that the two even themselves out. Like putting chocolate in milk. Milk is healthy and chocolate no so much. So they cancel eachother.
2. I would buy a ranch. Just think that I would like that.
3. I would hire a scribe. And he would just follow me around all day and write whatever I said. And complement me for my cleverness. And I would hope that he would know some kinda dirty jokes to tell when no one else is listening. I LOVE jokes about mud and not bathing.
4. I would travel to the future.
5. I would build my masher truck. All it is is super reinforced steel and all it does is run jerks off the road. I get all warm and fuzzy just thinking of that kind of justice.
6. I would run away and join the circus....wait that's what I'd do if I didn't have any money. that will be # 9 of next weeks list
7. I would give father Bill 1 million dollars if he would grow out muttonchops for the rest of his life and greet everyone with an "ellow governor!"
8. I would let Erin do whatever she wants...Hoping that that means we buy a winnibago and never stop cruising america.
9. I would buy Jethro a suit. A promise is a promise
10. I would spend whatever it took to finally realize the last great American truimph over the rest of world, sans Burma/Nianmar, I would abolish the metric system. How I hate it.
If you all have any other suggestions let me know
PS life is all good and my wife is so fine!!
2 comments:
I'm glad you would keep your word to Jethro. I think you forgot your hunt for Sasquatch.
oh how i miss the workings of dear ol spence's mind:)
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