COOKIE LUST

The definition, which I'm sure you are all wondering, of cookie lust is: The lusting after of cookies. My male co-worker and I have come up with an analogy, or idea, to help women better understand men. This should be a universal idea, since practically everyone loves and can understand cookies. I haven't looked to see if cookie lust is in wikepedia, but I'm pretty sure it is not since it is a revolutionary idea. I shall explain further.You see, cookies are divine, aahhh mmmm (I can just picture the warm cookie being ripped in two, slowly, as the chocolate chips are melting and practically dripping off the cookie on those Pillsbury commercials) The warm chocolate morsels, the warm soft cookie, and the smooth ice cold milk that washes it down! My favorite cookies are chocolate chip, and most of them I taste are just sensational! There are a few cookies you taste and think, "WHAT! THIS IS A DISGRACE TO DEFINITION OF COOKIE!" after immediately spitting it out. But whenever I think of a cookie, (a good warm, soft one) I just have to have one! In fact, I want one right now! Whenever I think about a delectable cookie, Its usually all I can do not to drop whatever I'm doing, and get one! One could just go as far as to say that I have cookie lust! I mean think about it...good cookies always brighten a day, make your owies better, and are a delightful treat for anyone who partake. The world would be a darker place without the presence of good cookies.Well, although these feelings are hitting a little closer to home than you might want them to, the main point here is: how women feel about cookies, is how men feel about women! Men experience COOKIE LUST! Good women are divine, delectable, and the world would be a darker place without good women, and whenever men think about good women, they just want one! HA! And sometimes they come across a woman that looks divine, and find out that she is a disgrace to the meaning of women! But good Women always brighten a day, make your owies better, and are a delightful treat to anyone who comes in contact with them. Fortunately, the men I know have a lot more restraint with women than I do with Cookies! But it sure helps me understand them a LOT better, because now I know how hard it must be to practice restraint when coming across a good woman. pure brilliance! Well ladies, I'm hoping that this analogy helps you understand your man a bit better. And next time you sit down to enjoy a delectable darn good looking cookie, just remember to tell your man you love him, and appreciate all he does for you!