When the money tree dries. This is what happens1. Return to the wild and live as the animals do. I think that we would try to link up w/ the apes. Like tarzan. Erin would be my lovely Jane
2. I would try to redevelope my only profitable natural skill...Video games. Still undefeated in Madden 91 and NHL Hockey 92...If I could only find the right tournement.
3. I would take a closer look at my body and see what I had two of. And sell one.
4. I've got pretty big teeth and with the ban on Elephant and Rhino ivory, maybe I could make some money. And live a life of milkshakes there after.
5. We would steal ketchup packets and make the prison time classic alchyhol pruno. And sell it to convicts.
6. Do what I've always done in the past. Sell my body to science.
7. Live in my parents basement...Wait we already do that.
8. Learn to love to eat grubs and pine cones I guess
9. Run off and join the circus
10. Get a job?
3 comments:
I don't see any reason why you'd have to convince Erin to join you on any of that!!
I think finding the sasquatch would fit on this one too...think of the money that could be made from that hairy hide!!
Just make sure you keep things in the order listed and only get a job as a last resort.
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