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What is your funniest dating story?

I've been thinking a little bit about some of the crazy dates I went on when I was young and foolish. Foolish to go out with some of those women. If you went out with me and you are reading this rest assured YOU were not one of them.

So what I would like to do is have anyone and everyone send me a classic date story. Alicia, if you read this I still die lauging every time I think about "YOU'RE SO HOT!!!! I CAN'T EVEN EAT!!!AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Join me in this great adventure!!

I'll start.

First, it's kind of sad that I don't think that I have very many great date stories. Maybe I'm just a great dater or I thought so highly of myself that I didn't think anyone could possibley not love their time spent with me. Though in reality I'm sure that when girls get around eachother and start discussing their war stories I star in the role of "do you remember that one guy?" That's me I'm sure of it.

The worst date that I can remember is when I got set up and me, Jake Richards, Matt Giles and someone else all went out. We went to the corn maze. And before the maze was over my date had asked me how I could relate the maze to the gospel, followed by "I think your friends are dishonest," followed by "I don't like your friends at all," followed up with "that giant hog they are showing here isn't even that giant." That is the comment that took my feelings from 'let this end' to utter disgust. Plus who in the world can't like Matt Giles? Anyway the date ended with me happily taking her home only to discover that she had forgotten her keys and she didn't have a cell phone. So I got to sit on the curb (in mostly silence) for the next hour and a half.

I may have more stories as I remember them. Let me hear yours though. I know you have them.

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What a PG to PG 13 story I'm about to tell!!!!!

This story is about Erin's friend's Grandma. Let me be clear, I don't know her but if she is anything like the grandmas that I know she is sweet, kind and smells like snickerdoodles. And swears like a petite sailor.
OK, so here we go. This fine lady when she was young bought a pair of polyester pants that she just loved. And like most of our grandparents she has a hard time throwing stuff away. Either way she really liked them. I like to think that they were are green with a floral patern. Anyway, over time the elastic on the waistband of her fun jeans began to wear out. Eventually it just didn't do it's job anymore. So to fix it she sowed a rope into it that she could tie and still maintain the use of her favorite pants. Like me and my sweatshorts from junior high. Grandma got older, til she was in her 80's and was still wearing the jeans. Her daughter came by one day and told her that it was time to go and buy a new pair. Grandma said "no way!!!" So they compromised that they would buy some new elastic to put around the waist. To do this they had to measure her waist. So when she lifted up her shirt her daughter realized that her mom had stopped wearing a bra and was tucking her boobs into her pants! Can't wait til we are all there.

I'm feeling smart....

Hey everyone, I usually don't do this, well unless you spend more than five consecutive minutes with me, but I want to brag. And for once it's not about my looks or my bugle collection. It's about my grades. For the first time in my life I got a 4.0. I can't believe that I had to wait until my first semester in Grad School to get it. Go figure. That is really all that I have. So congrats to me and congrats to all of you! We all should feel special. I've just proved to myself that I am in fact certifiably, judged by others special.