Erin's Version

Kauai was seriously beautiful! The pictures that Spencer put on here do not even do it justice. So I have decided to have a post dedicated to pictures! Enjoy!

What I have learned while abroad

Many of you know that me and Erin just got back from vacation. I'm here to fill you all in on what you don't know. I also helps that this helps you learn things about yourself that you also don't know. Journey with me...

This is a great golf course...just not as great as the one you will see later. Here is the acronym for why it is not as great. NLSMTTPMRN. Lets move one...

The most amazing thing that I noticed was every other car on the island is a PT cruiser. It's the truth. Then the next thirds or Chrysler Sebring. It's crazy. Kind of eerie

Just look at that valley! It was so pretty there and to think that we almost missed it because some kids really had to go to the bathroom. That's why I told them to bring extra underwear....and it paid off as you can see. There are a couple of waterfalls on the cliffs that you can't see. Just trust me they are there.

This was a magical place. Full of mystery and intrigue. I was told, or maybe possibly I just thought that this water would give me super powers if I drank it and then got someone to drink it and they got someone to drink it. Each time it would give me more powers. So yes I will take the credit of introducing the pyramid scheme to Kauai. I have brought some home that I will be mixing into food when you all visit. The reasons for me doing that should be abundantly evident. Side effects for you may include: diarrhea, upset stomach, incredible strength and narcolepsy. See you are learning so much about yourself.

First this is one of the golf courses that I played on. It was unreal. It was nicer than place I've ever been. They called me sir. Which I think I have earned. At the end of our round they gave me a cool, wet, lemon scented towel to pat my ruddy neck down with. Also My golf game turned the corner at this course. I might be the best golfer that you know now. See I bet that you didn't know that. Now you have learned something new about yourself.

I have lots more that I could do and probably will do, but alas I'm tired.

This is what I am looking at right now

What is your funniest dating story?

I've been thinking a little bit about some of the crazy dates I went on when I was young and foolish. Foolish to go out with some of those women. If you went out with me and you are reading this rest assured YOU were not one of them.

So what I would like to do is have anyone and everyone send me a classic date story. Alicia, if you read this I still die lauging every time I think about "YOU'RE SO HOT!!!! I CAN'T EVEN EAT!!!AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Join me in this great adventure!!

I'll start.

First, it's kind of sad that I don't think that I have very many great date stories. Maybe I'm just a great dater or I thought so highly of myself that I didn't think anyone could possibley not love their time spent with me. Though in reality I'm sure that when girls get around eachother and start discussing their war stories I star in the role of "do you remember that one guy?" That's me I'm sure of it.

The worst date that I can remember is when I got set up and me, Jake Richards, Matt Giles and someone else all went out. We went to the corn maze. And before the maze was over my date had asked me how I could relate the maze to the gospel, followed by "I think your friends are dishonest," followed by "I don't like your friends at all," followed up with "that giant hog they are showing here isn't even that giant." That is the comment that took my feelings from 'let this end' to utter disgust. Plus who in the world can't like Matt Giles? Anyway the date ended with me happily taking her home only to discover that she had forgotten her keys and she didn't have a cell phone. So I got to sit on the curb (in mostly silence) for the next hour and a half.

I may have more stories as I remember them. Let me hear yours though. I know you have them.

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